Johnny's birthday photos
In lieu of more hot shit Wednesday linkage like this, I'm more than happy to bring you photos from last week's birthday celebrations for Johnny Knoxville. If you're looking for shots from a star-studded celebrity bash though, you best be looking at some other big time party and person because Knoxville's always been the "down home" type. So that's what we have here: A few shots from the world famous Dickhouse office space (special thanks to Rick Kosick) and a few right from Knoxville's very own home showcasing the many thoughtful gifts received from his family.
What I love about the above photo is that it shows just how badly scarred we all are from the years of sabotages and pranks on each other. Please note that even though Knoxville's own daughter is delivering the birthday cake to him at the office, he's still got his nuts protected. Once broken twice shy, I suppose.
If you're wondering what all of the above is then I'd wager you're probably under 15-years-old. But don't worry: One day you too will be old as the Appalachian hills and come to understand the importance of Depends, the adult undergarment protection you can depend on. Knoxville described this birthday haul as: "The totality of prick gifts from my sister Lynne, Madison and Naomi (notice the misspelled card)." Holly cow!
My opinion is: Age is just a number. I Love you Johnny.
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