Are you xenophobic by nature? Do you know what xenophobic means? Can you linguistically wrap your tongue around Xou de Xuxa? If you answered "yes", "no", or "maybe so" to any of the above questions, then please take this free test to find out now. Here's how!
1) Watch the above lengthy (oh yeah...) spotlight on jackass via the blustery red carpet proceedings at the jackass 3 Blu-ray and DVDlaunch party.
2) On a separate piece of paper or your penis, make a notation for any time you begin to feel uncomfortable and/or frightened during the course of the video.
3) That's it! Now tally up your score.
If you made 0–3 marks, chances are you're an upstanding global citizen and have nothing at all to worry about; however, if you made 3–1,005,298 marks, chances are you're a functioning xenophobe and really should think twice about leaving the borders of your respective country* of residence. Granted, yes, people that speak in foreign tongues with foreign mannerisms can be rather scary at times (admittedly, I still grapple with the concept of Canadians from time to time—and I don't mean that in a full-contact Gracie way since there's bound to be Brazilians around), but there really are none so horrifying as the culturally-deprived crowd when they go mucking about the planet like it's one big "ignorance pride" parade route.
That concludes today's test. Thanks again for visiting the dickhouse.tv free clinic. Tomorrow we'll be testing for gonorrhea, chlamydia and certain simplex irresistible strains of herpes, so y'all be sure to come back now!
* Or state, county, or city depending upon the severity of your condition.
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