jackass 3: continuity faux poos

I'd like to thank God, the Academy, my Asian, my make-up artist, Shannen Doherty's eye—no, sorry, wrong speech. Okay, here we go: I'd like to thank Darwin for allowing the Interweb to come to fruition after millions and billions of years of synaptic development in the human species. I mean, how else would we be able to pinpoint the idiots among us if they'd not been allowed out of the closet to run rampant on the worldwide wasteland and openly flaunt their foolishness—case in point: me!

Aside from the whole of the boogersphere in general, a few of the more prominent magnetic online poles these opinionated individuals gravitate toward include Twitter ("I'm so pissed, that so sucked, and I'm #soannoyinglycuteandclever"!), Amazon ("Suck it, Ebert. The hoi polloi review rule!") and Wikipedia ("Where rumor becomes fact!"), but IMDB certainly has its fair share of lunatics nerding out in the fringe as well.

Granted, I'm a sad sack of distended shit myself, so for loads of entertainment I'll occasionally check out these sites, clicking away the moments that make up the dull day to twitter and waste the hours in an offhand way. And just look at what I unearthed in my latest pointless foray: Someone actually took the time out of this precious thing called life to point out a continuity blunder in jackass 3D!

"In the dildo gun segment, the dildo can be seen lowering near the right of the screen when it goes past a miniature model of Egypt before. It is later centered when it flies past another miniature model of France."

 Great Scott! Now the idea that anyone would take our craft seriously tickles me to no end, but for it then to be something related to a flying dildo? Well that's just peaches 'n' cream. In gratitude for this cherry on top of my day (mixed fruit cup metaphors, anyone?), here's a scatter-shot selection of behind-the-scenes photos from the little dildo that blew around the world before caroming to a halt off an apple-cheeked Rick Kosick.

Oh, and speaking of continuity faux pas, so much for those pesky ol' Wednesday links! But you can still stew on this if you've a linking like.

http://www.dickhouse.tv